Ok ... Asian people are learning English while doing aerobic / cardio exercises, smiling and repeating English phrases such as "TAKE ANYTHING YOU WANT", "SPARE ME MY LIFE" and of course ... "LET'S GO DUTCH!".
P.S. The second video is a compilation of them all and then some.

The original video is a cartoon potty training video for Japanese kids (*creepy*). Of course some guy decided it wasn't disturbing enough and added a "translation" to it (made up) and the result...well you got to see it to believe it...

Funny Japanese TV show which features Spiderman and his giant robot (Power Ranger style) defeating Dr. Doom (which somehow has a sword and knows kung-fu). If this wasn't enough a cowboy with a guitar comes into play )